Rumple Oxbridge: “Breasting Men”

By Rumple Oxbridge (The Pacific’s purely imaginary in-house rhymer)


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Breasting Men

To get it off their chests
some women bare their breasts.
But looking so arresting
can get them arrested
because it’s men they’re breasting.

[A verb form of breast means to oppose or fight against. Thus the final (and title) pun.]–JK