“The Chancellor of Football State U.”

“We used to pay for education
But it don’t pay to graduate
A thinker now. No jobs, anyhow.

When you think of us you think
Of watching football on TV.
A national brand. A marching band.

A hundred thousand people in the stands!
The one thing the people want is football.
And winning. Winning is what the nation understands.”

 

By John Frederick Kaufman

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