By Gage Skidmore [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)%5D, via Wikimedia Commons
House Speaker Paul Ryan spoke Donald Trump
“is not conservatism.” Thus many Repubs are chumps
because they think the Donald is the purest
for of all the raving ranters he’s the surest.
(When it comes to bigotry Trump’s a purist.)
Trump wins the most conservatively-correct
according to the polls, the best bet
to be the ace of all the other jokers.
Face it, Paul: Trump’s the Republican broker
precisely because conservatism is broken.
