Rumple Oxbridge: “Trump’s ‘major, major’ getting tough with the Koreas”

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By Rumple Oxbridge, radical rhymer

The president says diplomacy

may have a “major, major conflict” [war]

(lots of majors, lots of gore)

with Koreans of the North.

As for Koreans of the South,

of the new missile system “THAAD.”

Besides, our trade agreement’s bad

and we’re tired of being had

(THAAD costs one billion, by the way.)

And so the South is doubly screwed–

if it’s war, it’s theirs to lose.

And if it’s peace, the bill is due.

(If I were South Korea I’d

return the missiles, flee to China.

And then I’d send a bill to Trump

for any war that isn’t minor.

Not to add to the confusion

U.S. will pay or maybe will

renegotiate the bill.

South Koreans getting mad;

And so we’ve made a major, major mess

likely to get more major, not less.)

The Pacific