Posted May 6, 2017 by John Frederick Kaufman1 Comment Political Ditties

Rumple Oxbridge: “House GOP Prayer to Cut Health Care”

By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal rhymer

Dear Lord on this National Day of Prayer
help us give freedom from health care.

Too long the wealthy have been bothered
keeping their sisters and their brothers

alive and healthy with their taxes.
Dear Lord, help us swing our axes

to sever the chains that bind the rich
to Christian charity that enriches

moochers at the expense of pride.
Don’t call us cruel or even unkind!

We love our pooches;
we give them smooches

but the poor, dear Lord, yearn for a savior.
Help us, Lord, do them a favor.

lossy-page1-800px-First_Prayer_in_Congress,_September_1774,_in_Carpenters_Hall,_Philadelphia,_Pennsylvania._Copy_of_print_by_H._B._Hall_af — First Prayer in Congress, By Hall, H. B., Artist (NARA record: 3123749) (U.S. National Archives and Records Administration) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

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