Rumple Oxbridge: “Twitter Totter”


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Twitter Totter

By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal lyricist

I’ll say this much for Twitter:
It’s Tr——p’s Achilles’ Heel.
Eventually he’ll tweet something
so far beyond the pale,

almost every Republican
will admit the news is real.
They will stand before a mic
to boldly, angrily reveal—

“Hillary hacked the president
with a scandalous e-mail!”
For evidence they will point to
a tweet from you know who.