It Was a Dark and STORMY Day
Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.”
But the president swears that NOTHING porny
Ever happened with that woman hushed
With money that had NOTHING to do with slush.
Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time
Right before elections . . . with their own dime
Without the knowledge of the one was horny,
Don’t they? No fury like a woman named Stormy.