There was an old man named O’Pious
Sore afraid to perish of virus:
“I dash off to pray
In the pub every day
Cause the church be too crowded with Irish.”
Limerick: To Pray in the Pub
The Pacific
Traditionally Liberal
There was an old man named O’Pious
Sore afraid to perish of virus:
“I dash off to pray
In the pub every day
Cause the church be too crowded with Irish.”
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