There was an old man named O’Pious
Sore afraid to perish of virus:
“I dash off to pray
In the pub every day
Cause the church be too crowded with Irish.”

The American Liberal Arts
There was an old man named O’Pious
Sore afraid to perish of virus:
“I dash off to pray
In the pub every day
Cause the church be too crowded with Irish.”