To Cheater Joe,

I guess I'll go.
But I didn't lose!
(I hid all the booze.)

I wasn't a quitter
'Til I got cancelled on Twitter.
You think you won
But I ain't no bum!

I'm getting arty,
Will start a new Party!
Call it the "Patriot"!
It'll be a riot.

I hope ya fail!
Maybe end up in jail!
Be prez if you wanna!
I'll be King of Florida!