“There’s only one thing worse than being effete;
And that’s being a cosmopolitan elite!
What we need is conservative nationalism:
America white or wrong! You know, imperialism.”
Anti-Heroic Couplets: “A Trump Voter’s 2020 Dilemma”
A Trump Voter’s 2020 Dilemma
“Assuming that Pelosi won’t impeach,
Some solution to my quandary must be reached:
Having voted for a racist once,
Can I now vote for a racist dunce?”
Couplet: “Propaganda”
Propaganda is hard to tell.
Eventually, it’s “what the hell?”
Couplets: “The Human Wall”
Because no one will pay to build His WALL–
Not Mexico, not Congress, not even the Wall
Street Journal or Faux News, not anyone—
The PRESIDENT will send soldiers with guns
To make sure Mexico does not invade.
Nat. Guard will guard the desert (without shade)
As long as Trump proclaims that they will stand
On rattlesnakes and in the Rio Grande.
And who will pay to build this Human Wall?
We humans who don’t need this wall at all.
Couplets: “King of the Expedient”
If Trump banishes Mueller will Republicans banish him?
Offhand I’d say the odds are much skinnier than slim.
It’s going to take some form of electoral disobedience
To evict a president who demands we pledge allegiance
To him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him–to Him!
(“Fake news” if he should lose, for truth is but his whim:
He may have to be escorted out of the White Residence.)
Democracy will fire Trump–the King of the expedient.
Couplets: “Tillerson, late of State . . .”
Tillerson, late of State, was fired by a tweet
From the president, our “moron” (cheek!)
As he was called, reportedly, by Till-
erson, undiplomatically, but still . . .
Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”
Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.”
But the president swears that NOTHING porny
Ever happened with that woman hushed
With money that had NOTHING to do with slush.
Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time
Right before elections . . . with their own dime
Without the knowledge of the one was horny,
Don’t they? No fury like a woman named Stormy.
