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By T.S. Swanky, our confused conservative Civil liberties? Let’s just call them “liberal liberties” from now on. I was barely recovered from the shockingly disturbing news that President Trump and … Continue Reading T.S. Swanky: “A Gun is Free Speech” [Satire]
By JFK Discussion in the Offal Oval Office of The White House via Great Generosity of Russia !Official Transcript! cc: U.S.A. Russian Foreign Minister: Hey, Donny. What’s new? President T.: I … Continue Reading An Alleged Copy of a White House Transcript Provided Courtesy of Russia [Satire]
By Riverboat Sam, technical specialist/digital skeptic If brevity is the soul of wit, Twitter is the home of witlessness. The problem as it strikes a very old guy like me is … Continue Reading Riverboat Sam: “Our President is Singing Like a Canary”
By T.S. Swanky, The Pacific’s confused conservative When liberals say they value scientific theories like evolution and “global warming,” what they mean is that they like liberal science, the kind … Continue Reading T.S. Swanky: “Darwin was Right About Health Care” [Satire]
“We hear all our lives about the ‘gentle, stormless Pacific,’ and about the ‘smooth and delightful route to the Sandwich Islands,’ and about the ‘steady blowing trades’ that never vary, … Continue Reading Riverboat Sam: “Night Surfing Not a Brilliant Idea”
By T.S. Swanky, * any resemblance to any actual person or conservative columnist, living or dead, is an astounding coincidence. I confess, dear readers, in this inaugural of my posts … Continue Reading T.S. Swanky*: “War is Making TRUMP (and US) Great!” [Satire]
Since the building of really big walls for the good of the nation is now a popular idea among some Americans, especially Republican presidential candidates and a former Republican presidential candidate, … Continue Reading Let’s just build a wall around Wisconsin
We at the Wisconsin Institute for Insisting that Issue Ads are Not About Electing Anybody (WIII . . .) have teamed up with the Wisconsin Club for Circumventing Justice and … Continue Reading “VOT_ for Republicans!”– An Issue Ad for Our Times [Satire]
By Riverboat Sam, The Pacific’s technical specialist/digital skeptic In my quite distant prime, if a man wanted to buy a woman for a while or longer there were cultural institutions he could … Continue Reading Riverboat Sam: “Robot Love Not Worth It”
(Photo in the public domain in the United States: Hulton Archive/Getty Images. “American actor Gloria Swanson (1899 – 1983) stands on tiptoes on the prow of a motorboat while Teddy the … Continue Reading An Anti-War Dog Speaks Out
By Riverboat Sam, The Pacific’s “technical specialist” I am not against the newfangled on principle; typewriting seemed to me a great improvement over my wayward handwriting and having the means I got … Continue Reading Riverboat Sam: To “Blog” is to Vomit
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(Mother’s Day card, 1916 by Northern Pacific Railway (eBay item card front card back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons) (Editor’s Note: Former imaginary conservative columnist T.S. Swanky, aka “the voice … Continue Reading T.S. Swanky: “Motherhood and Monopoly” [Satire]
(Photo by NASA Goddard Space Flight Center Image by Reto Stöckl [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons) By John Kaufman Earth (our home) called Gov. W. to chat about Earth Day. … Continue Reading Earth Calls the Governor [Satire]
[Photo by EPA, Public Domain] By Homer Coldfield (fictional farm & rural columnist *) I’ve been itching to get my turn at this digital soapbox to give you all a … Continue Reading “Dairyland” is Trending Obsolete [Satire]
[Photo by Underwood & Underwood (Public domain), via Wikimedia Commons] By Riverboat Sam As the “technical specialist” of this electrical rag, I am not supposed to butt in with my … Continue Reading Riverboat Sam: “A Yankee in King Scott Walker’s Court”
[Editor’s Note: Satire Warning!!! T.S. Swanky first appeared in a previous blog. He is an imaginary conservative columnist who, in the spirit of the First Amendment, is tolerated at The Pacific and, … Continue Reading Swanky’s “Voice of Reason”: In Defense of Religious Intolerance [Satire]
