There is a new “Commission on Unalienable Rights” Investigating whether there’s a thing called human rights For aliens & atheists & immigrants & kids And anyone who alienates It by the color of her skin.
Category: Satires
A Conservative Intellectual (satirical poem)
"There's only one thing worse than being effete; And that's being a cosmopolitan elite! What we need is conservative nationalism: America white or wrong! You know, imperialism."
Anti-Heroic Couplets: “A Trump Voter’s 2020 Dilemma”
A Trump Voter's 2020 Dilemma "Assuming that Pelosi won't impeach, Some solution to my quandary must be reached: Having voted for a racist once, Can I now vote for a racist dunce?"
Couplet: “Propaganda”
Propaganda is hard to tell. Eventually, it's "what the hell?"
Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”
Within the White House the forecast is "Stormy." But the president swears that NOTHING porny Ever happened with that woman hushed With money that had NOTHING to do with slush. Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time Right before elections . . . with their own dime Without the knowledge of the one was … Continue reading Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”
T.S. Swanky: “A Gun is Free Speech” [Satire]
By T.S. Swanky, an imaginary, confused conservative Civil liberties? Let's just call them "liberal liberties" from now on. I was barely recovered from the shockingly disturbing news that President Trump and Steve Bannon were parting ways, when I read that the ACLU, which had bravely stood up for the rights of racists to express themselves … Continue reading T.S. Swanky: “A Gun is Free Speech” [Satire]
An Alleged Copy of a White House Transcript Provided Courtesy of Russia [Satire]
By John Kaufman Discussion in the Offal Oval Office of The White House via Great Generosity of Russia !Official Transcript! cc: U.S.A. Russian Foreign Minister: Hey, Donny. What's new? President T.: I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day. F.M.: No kidding. What's "intel"? T. : You know, secret stuff. … Continue reading An Alleged Copy of a White House Transcript Provided Courtesy of Russia [Satire]
Riverboat Sam: “Our President is Singing Like a Canary”
By Riverboat Sam, technical specialist/digital skeptic If brevity is the soul of wit, Twitter is the home of witlessness. The problem as it strikes a very old guy like me is as stated: Twitter is to publication like spitting is to art. OK, I'll spell it out for you. Not many people are good at off … Continue reading Riverboat Sam: “Our President is Singing Like a Canary”
T.S. Swanky: “Darwin was Right About Health Care” [Satire]
By T.S. Swanky, The Pacific's imaginary, confused conservative When liberals say they value scientific theories like evolution and "global warming," what they mean is that they like liberal science, the kind that makes them feel good about hating religion, industry and America. But what about conservative science, you know, all the research that confirms that corporations, President … Continue reading T.S. Swanky: “Darwin was Right About Health Care” [Satire]
Riverboat Sam: “Night Surfing Not a Brilliant Idea”
"We hear all our lives about the 'gentle, stormless Pacific,' and about the 'smooth and delightful route to the Sandwich Islands,' and about the 'steady blowing trades' that never vary, never change, never 'chop around,' and all the days of our boyhood we read how that infatuated old ass, Balboa, looked out from the top … Continue reading Riverboat Sam: “Night Surfing Not a Brilliant Idea”
T.S. Swanky: “War is Making TRUMP (and US) Great!” [Satire]
By T.S. Swanky, an imaginary, confused conservative. Any resemblance to any actual person or conservative columnist, living or dead, is an astounding coincidence. I confess that I was one of the many conservative "Never Trumpers" who said publicly before the election that I would under absolutely no circumstances stoop to voting for a guy that the most … Continue reading T.S. Swanky: “War is Making TRUMP (and US) Great!” [Satire]
