Category: Satires

Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”

Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.” But the president swears that NOTHING porny Ever happened with that woman hushed With money that had NOTHING to do with slush. Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time Right before elections . . . with their own dime Without the knowledge of the one was horny, Don’t they?  No fury like a woman named … Read More Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”

T.S. Swanky: “A Gun is Free Speech” [Satire]

By T.S. Swanky,  an imaginary, confused conservative Civil liberties? Let’s just call them “liberal liberties” from now on. I was barely recovered from the shockingly disturbing news that President Trump and Steve Bannon were parting ways, when I read that the ACLU, which had bravely stood up for the rights of racists to express themselves in Charlottesville, VA, has now decided that it won’t … Read More T.S. Swanky: “A Gun is Free Speech” [Satire]

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An Alleged Copy of a White House Transcript Provided Courtesy of Russia [Satire]

By JFK Discussion in the Offal Oval Office of The White House via Great Generosity of Russia !Official Transcript! cc: U.S.A. Russian Foreign Minister: Hey, Donny. What’s new? President T.: I get great intel. I have people brief me on great intel every day. F.M.: No kidding. What’s “intel”? T. : You know, secret stuff.  I know a lot of secret stuff. I’m famous for … Read More An Alleged Copy of a White House Transcript Provided Courtesy of Russia [Satire]

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Riverboat Sam: “Our President is Singing Like a Canary”

By Riverboat Sam, technical specialist/digital skeptic If brevity is the soul of wit, Twitter is the home of witlessness. The problem as it strikes a very old guy like me is as stated: Twitter is to publication like spitting is to art. OK, I’ll spell it out for you. Not many people are good at off -the-cuff stuff. Sometimes you get lucky, but generally you … Read More Riverboat Sam: “Our President is Singing Like a Canary”

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T.S. Swanky: “Darwin was Right About Health Care” [Satire]

By T.S. Swanky, The Pacific’s imaginary, confused conservative When liberals say they value scientific theories like evolution and “global warming,” what they mean is that they like liberal science, the kind that makes them feel good about hating religion, industry and America. But what about conservative science, you know, all the research that confirms that corporations, President Trumpet and Republican’t policies are helping to make AMERICA … Read More T.S. Swanky: “Darwin was Right About Health Care” [Satire]