Propaganda is hard to tell.
Eventually, it’s “what the hell?”
Couplets: “King of the Expedient”
If Trump banishes Mueller will Republicans banish him?
Offhand I’d say the odds are much skinnier than slim.
It’s going to take some form of electoral disobedience
To evict a president who demands we pledge allegiance
To him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him–to Him!
(“Fake news” if he should lose, for truth is but his whim:
He may have to be escorted out of the White Residence.)
Democracy will fire Trump–the King of the expedient.
Couplets: “Tillerson, late of State . . .”
Tillerson, late of State, was fired by a tweet
From the president, our “moron” (cheek!)
As he was called, reportedly, by Till-
erson, undiplomatically, but still . . .
Couplets: “It Was a Dark and STORMY Day”
Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.”
But the president swears that NOTHING porny
Ever happened with that woman hushed
With money that had NOTHING to do with slush.
Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time
Right before elections . . . with their own dime
Without the knowledge of the one was horny,
Don’t they? No fury like a woman named Stormy.
Couplets: “Trump’s Spin Cycle”
Trump’s Spin Cycle
“There is no Chaos, only great Energy!”
Said the guy trapped in the washing machine.
Introducing Rhymed Couplets in honor of the Trump Administration . . .
“Tough Love”
Trump will issue tariffs in “a very loving way.”
(He thinks that we will love him even when we lose our pay.)
Rumple Oxbridge: “The More War Sonnet for Afghanistan”
By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal lyricist
Trump has a plan to fix Afghanistan:
more war will do what war has not before.
It is a plan not hard to understand
his “war cabinet” advises–War fails? Try more.
Eventually this war will have to end
but stopping war before we win is like
un-masculine and feminist. Pretend
(riding on a wheel-less warrior-bike)
we’re getting to the peace we want to know.
For one day even though we haven’t got there
(and we’ve been pedaling violently, you know)
we claim that where we are is just like there!
“In the end, we will win,” Donald said.
There’s death in war but war is never dead.
