“Trump told Xi that Americans were clamoring for him to change the constitutional rules to serve more than […]
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They’re having problems down in Florida.
They gettin’ corona blues from the New Yorkas.
If Rudy* is a “hand grenade”*Why did Bolton* send his aideTo disarm the whole charadeWhile Bolton lounges in […]
Trump’s got a new “Commission on Unalienable Rights” Investigating whether there’s a thing called human rights For aliens […]
“There’s only one thing worse than being effete; And that’s being a cosmopolitan elite! What we need is […]
If Trump banishes Mueller will Republicans banish him? Offhand I’d say the odds are much skinnier than slim. […]
Tillerson, late of State, was fired by a tweet From the president, our “moron” (cheek!) As he was […]
Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.” But the president swears that NOTHING porny Ever happened with […]
Trump’s Spin Cycle “There is no Chaos, only great Energy!” Said the guy trapped in the washing machine.
“Tough Love” Trump will issue tariffs in “a very loving way.” (He thinks that we will love him […]
By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal lyricist I’ll say this much for Twitter: It’s Tr——p’s Achilles’ Heel. Eventually he’ll tweet […]
By T.S. Swanky, an imaginary, confused conservative Civil liberties? Let’s just call them “liberal liberties” from now on. […]
By John Kaufman Discussion in the Offal Oval Office of The White House via Great Generosity of Russia !Official […]
By Riverboat Sam, technical specialist/digital skeptic If brevity is the soul of wit, Twitter is the home of […]
The Pacific regrets it will not be posting much satire for the next few days due to the reality […]
By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal lyricist A journalist of the conservative type has branded my satirical prayer “a crime against […]
By Rumple Oxbridge, liberal rhymer Dear Lord on this National Day of Prayer help us give freedom from health care. […]
By T.S. Swanky, The Pacific’s imaginary, confused conservative When liberals say they value scientific theories like evolution and “global […]
By Rumple Oxbridge, radical rhymer The president says diplomacy is “very difficult” so we may have a “major, […]
“We hear all our lives about the ‘gentle, stormless Pacific,’ and about the ‘smooth and delightful route to […]
By T.S. Swanky, an imaginary, confused conservative. Any resemblance to any actual person or conservative columnist, living or dead, is […]