If Rudy* is a “hand grenade”*
Why did Bolton* send his aide
To disarm the whole charade
While Bolton lounges in the shade?

Well, that is how his wars are made:
From the safety of Bolton’s brain.

 

Note: *Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of NYC serving as President Trump’s personal attorney and covert diplomat in Ukraine. *John Bolton was the former National Security Advisor who referred to Giuliani as a *”hand grenade” regarding efforts to force the Ukrainian government to investigate Joe Biden and his son. 

If Trump banishes Mueller will Republicans banish him?
Offhand I’d say the odds are much skinnier than slim.

It’s going to take some form of electoral disobedience
To evict a president who demands we pledge allegiance

To him, to him, to him, to him, to him, to him–to Him!
(“Fake news” if he should lose, for truth is but his whim:

He may have to be escorted out of the White Residence.)
Democracy will fire Trump–the King of the expedient.

Within the White House the forecast is “Stormy.”
But the president swears that NOTHING porny

Ever happened with that woman hushed
With money that had NOTHING to do with slush.

Lawyers pay off porn stars all the time
Right before elections . . . with their own dime

Without the knowledge of the one was horny,
Don’t they?  No fury like a woman named Stormy.